If I didnt know better- and I might not- I would think God is an evil prankster. Why else would Pit bulls be sent by him to kill? Or that he throws people off of boats to drown in the middle of the ocean..alone?.
Go on down the line like that,the most sad and terrible things that happen. He doesn't sound too loving. I get why the middle ages and ISIS insist he's a vengeful god who's out for blood. And he gets plenty of it.
I'm not sure if heaven is better. I think most men might prefer the big Playboy mansion in the sky.