Friday, December 11, 2015

I know where you go when you die. Revealed.

How many people who are dying say the same thing- "I feel cold".  There it is.You got to a celestial Antarctica. You sit on an ice flow between celestial Penguins. Colorful birds if your favorite colors are black and white.
Its Possible that instead of going down,you go up. To the North Pole. Saint Knick makes you a work slave in his Nike shoe shop. Too cold to even sweat.

Enjoy your cheeseburger while living on Earth. Its the only place you will ever eat one for all eternity. And that my friends is not sarcasm but a fact,I promise you.

Merry Christmas!  Happy Holidays!