They held my hand as I was blindfolded and then led me to a full length mirror. Then they removed the blind. OMG, I gushed. "I'm so handsome" I nearly doubled over, hands covering my mouth. I couldn't believe the transformation.
The way they perfectly coiffed my nose hairs was just beautiful. It was Dan Ashley like.
My old wardrobe of jeans,plaid shirt and black Nike's? Gone. It was now jeans,plaid shirt and white Nike's. My god why had I never done that before?. I was a new man.
I'm walking down the sidewalk today like God's gift.