I was driving through the C-Hills the other day and stopped in at a Kwik Mart. I sez to the guy behind the counter,"You seem calculating and would do anything kind of underhanded- can you fix the powerball tickets?".. " I might"!..said the Damon Bruce look a like. "Hey man,you from the bay area?" he axes me. "Yeah" sez me. "You might want to ask my twin brother Damon- he's the evil one".
I didn't win.