I must defend the honor of Claus who gifts children all over the world navigating his flying deer down chimneys. Santa's book of who's naughty and who's nice is the final word I will martyr myself over.
Next,I will kill all the infidels who will not eat green eggs and ham the wise Doctor told us we must eat,Sam.
Holy Books are all truth.
I have faith.
ok,not my best....