Good friend walks into friends house " Your didn't hear a thing!,HA! man,I just got me a new electrobike,muffled and I sealed everyplace with tape- a Super Bad Aero mo-fo. I got the tightest bike in town- quiter then Richie G's.".
Yep,who makes the least noise is the baddest,hippest, cat around.
If I ran the world.