"And..for keeper of the Chicken Coop,I Donald J. Trump nominate the Fox!"
Trump wants to create a new position- Chairman of the P**** grabber cabinet.
White House bathrooms will have "Golden Showers area".
His wife,Melanoma will reveal she's really a Russian Cyborg.
Porn sites now have a new category "Trump Sex"
His ex Exxon nominee will say their is no proof to Global Warming caused by fossil fuels. "That's as crazy as saying coal comes from tree's turned into rocks. Crazy talk!"
And he hasn't even started his new side job as producer of the "Pusa who grabs Pussy Show!"